Floating Boobs — Monthly Snail Mail from Vietnam

What's inside

WHAT COMES
IN THE ENVELOPE

Art print

An original illustration — bold, funny, made by hand. Something worth putting on your wall.

Postcard

A printed postcard featuring original artwork. Write on it. Send it. Frame it. Up to you.

Sticker

Illustrated, weird, and good. The kind you actually want to use.

Fortune strip

A monthly prediction. Specific, documented, entirely plausible. Keep an eye out.

A letter

Personal, funny, occasionally vulnerable. Written from my studio in Hội An.

A mystery envelope

A tiny sealed envelope tucked inside the big one. It's not for you. Instructions inside will tell you what to do with it. Don't open it yourself.

The Floating Boobs Times

A one-page newspaper written from Hội An. Breaking news. Reader reports. Fortune strip sightings. Updates on Pomelo the scooter. Everything that matters.

The art

SOMETHING DIFFERENT
EVERY MONTH

THE
GOLDEN
BOOB

Every month, one random envelope contains a golden boob sticker. Hidden inside. No announcement. No pattern.

If you find it — you win a hand-drawn portrait in Floating Boobs style. Just you. You and your partner. Your whole family. Your best friend. Whoever matters most to you. Send a photo, get back an original drawing made just for you.

I believe in family, in strong unions, in friendship. The portrait can hold all of that.

One of a kind. Nobody else has one. Every envelope you open could be the one.

FIND THE STICKER.
WIN THE PORTRAIT.

You. Your partner. Your kids. Your best friend. Send a photo of whoever you want drawn — Ela draws them in Floating Boobs style. Original. Signed. Yours forever.

⚠️ Warning: your portrait might look funny. It's a real Floating Boobs piece — not a selfie.

Monthly · Random · One Of A Kind

About

I'm Ela. A Tattoo artist. A Poet. A Mom. A Traveler. A Burner. A Dreamer. Currently living in Hội An, Vietnam. And still and always in love with Mexico.

I believe in karma — and that's exactly why I'm selfishly sending out funny letters to the world. 😄 I also believe in meditation, freedom, Bitcoin, and love at first sight. And I will dance on your kitchen table just as hard as I have danced at Burning Man.

I'm on an adventure to make my life a piece of art — and this subscription is how I share that life with you. Every month I put a piece of my world into an envelope and mail it to your door. My drawings, my city, my thoughts, my weird observations. A letter from me to you.

No algorithms. No feed. Just life, in letters.

Pricing

ONE PRICE.
NO SURPRISES.

^$15

per month · cancel anytime

Original art every single month
Postcard + sticker
Monthly fortune strip
A personal letter from me
A sealed mystery envelope from Hội An
The Floating Boobs Times — a one-page newspaper
A chance at the Golden Boob
Ships worldwide · Secure payment via Stripe

⚡ Sign up closes May 4th

You'll be redirected to Stripe's secure checkout

😶 Smile or cringe guarantee. If your first envelope makes you feel absolutely nothing — no smile, no cringe, not even a raised eyebrow — we'll refund you. That's the bar. First envelope only.

Try one envelope — $18

One time · No subscription · No commitment

Monthly lucky postcard

ONE PERSON.
ONE ORIGINAL POSTCARD.
ON DÓ PAPER.

Every month one random subscriber receives an original Vietnamese art postcard on Dó paper — traditional handmade paper that has been crafted in Vietnam for over a thousand years. I found it here in Hội An. It's beautiful, it's real, and it's slipped into one lucky envelope with no announcement. You'll only know when you open it.

🌿 Original Vietnamese art postcard

📜 Printed on traditional Dó paper — handmade in Vietnam

🎲 One random subscriber per month

🤫 No announcement — you find out when you open your envelope

What subscribers say

REAL PEOPLE.
REAL MAIL.

"I opened it and just sat there for a minute. It felt like someone actually thought about me. Which sounds dramatic but that's what happened."

— Early subscriber, Germany

"The fortune strip predicted I would see a suspicious pigeon. I saw one the next day. I'm not saying anything, I'm just saying."

— Subscriber, USA

"The art is genuinely good. Like, I-put-it-on-my-wall good. Not I'll-keep-it-in-a-drawer good."

— Subscriber, Australia

MORE REACTIONS COMING AS ENVELOPES LAND. WATCH THIS SPACE.

Give it as a gift

THE PERSON WHO
HAS EVERYTHING
DOESN'T HAVE THIS.

A monthly envelope of original art from Vietnam. Weird, funny, handmade. Something they'll actually remember getting.

Enter the recipient's name and mailing address — we'll send it straight to them every month.

Ships directly to them
Cancel or pause anytime
No gift wrap needed
Arrives from Vietnam — that's the story

Give as a gift

Shipping

HONEST ABOUT
HOW MAIL WORKS.

✈️

Europe

2–3
weeks

Germany, France, UK, Netherlands and the rest of Europe.

🌏

USA & Rest of World

4–5
weeks

USA, Australia, Canada, Mexico and everywhere else. Same care, same Pomelo.

Sent via Vietnam Post airmail · No tracking to keep costs low · If your envelope hasn't arrived after 6 weeks, contact us and we'll sort it out.

If you joined at the start of a new sign-up period (16th–23rd) or you're in the USA or Australia, your second payment may process before your first envelope arrives. Every payment is a unique envelope — nothing is lost, nothing is skipped. Once that first envelope lands, a second one is already on its way to you.

FAQ

QUESTIONS.
ANSWERED.

Can I try just one envelope before subscribing?

Yes — the "Try one envelope" option gets you a single one-off envelope for $18. No subscription, no commitment. If you love it, subscribe from the next month.

When does my first envelope ship?

Sign up by the 15th of the month and your envelope ships at the end of that month. After the 15th, you're in the following month's send. Delivery takes 2–3 weeks to Europe and 4–5 weeks to USA, Australia and the rest of the world.

Is there tracking?

No tracking — it keeps costs down and honestly, waiting without knowing is more fun. You'll get a message from us on shipping day so you know it's on its way.

What if it doesn't arrive?

Delivery takes 2–3 weeks to Europe and 4–5 weeks to USA, Australia and further destinations. If your envelope hasn't arrived after 6 weeks, contact us. We'll resend. It's rare but it happens and we'll always make it right.

Can I cancel?

Yes, anytime. Just email floatingboobs69@gmail.com before the 15th of the month and we'll sort it out before the next send. No awkward emails, no guilt trips.

Can I send it as a gift?

Absolutely. At checkout add the recipient's name and their address. It ships directly to them every month.

What is the mystery envelope?

A tiny sealed envelope inside the main one — but it's not for you. Instructions inside will tell you what to do with it. Give it to someone. Leave it somewhere. Pass it on. Don't open it yourself. That's the whole point.

What is the Dó paper postcard?

Every month one random subscriber receives an original Vietnamese art postcard on Dó paper — traditional handmade paper crafted in Vietnam for over a thousand years. Ela found it in Hội An. It's slipped into one lucky envelope with no announcement. You find out when you open it.

What is the Golden Boob?

Every month one random envelope contains a golden boob sticker. Find it and you win a hand-drawn portrait in Floating Boobs style — just you, you and your partner, your family, your best friend, whoever you want. Send Ela a photo and she draws them. Original, signed, one of a kind. Warning: it might look funny. It's a real Floating Boobs piece — not a selfie.

Is the art different every month?

Yes. New print, new postcard, new sticker, new fortune strip every single month. No repeats.

ART THATFLOATSTO YOURDOOR

WHAT COMESIN THE ENVELOPE

SOMETHING DIFFERENTEVERY MONTH

THEGOLDENBOOB

FIND THE STICKER.WIN THE PORTRAIT.

ONE PRICE.NO SURPRISES.

ONE PERSON.ONE ORIGINAL POSTCARD.ON DÓ PAPER.

REAL PEOPLE.REAL MAIL.

THE PERSON WHOHAS EVERYTHINGDOESN'T HAVE THIS.

HONEST ABOUTHOW MAIL WORKS.

QUESTIONS.ANSWERED.

ART THAT
FLOATS
TO YOUR
DOOR